Almost There
My fellow freezing (maybe frozen) Americans, I have come to tell you that it's almost over. You will soon no longer see the color white 90% of the time while outside. The chirps from strange flying animals will start filling your mornings. The beautiful flowers of the Spring will start to grow and you'll start to remember what green looks like. You have endured one of the worst winters I have ever experienced in my ENTIRE life, so congratulations!
No longer will we have to cover 99.9% of our skin to venture the outdoors.