Can You Feel The Love Tonight?

Years ago, I feel in love. It was a fast eXPerience that I have never ever felt before. For privacy sake, let's call her Adele (Favorite number 8250). It was definitely new to me and didn't know where the limits were or if there were even limits; the possibilities seemed endless. I wanted to spend as much time with Adele as I could but of course school and family got in my way.

Every morning I would wake up with the amazing feeling that it would a great day because of Adele. I didn't know what I would encounter that day and it was exhilarating! She introduced me to games I've never played before (including 3D Pinball) and showed me at attributes I have never seen before. She definitely taught me a ton. As with any other relationship, we had our problems but I always dealt with them when I could. Sometimes it got so bad that she would freeze and turn blue. We would sometimes need a break because of the heat and other times we just needed a restart.

After a few years or so, I had to go away to college so the relationship couldn't continue. I was ready to move on but I'm not sure if Adele felt the same way. She never really showed her emotions very much which was very similar to myself. In college, I was with a few cool cats (including Nala) and I entirely forgot about Adele. College was a whole different experience than I had before, it was simpler and just worked well. 

I didn't expect to ever go back to anyone like Adele after college, but I guess it was meant to be because I was introduced to someone just like Adele by Raymond (physically alike too), let's call her Shelly Packard III (SP3 for short). I was basically forced into the relationship but it wasn't the same as it was with Adele. SP3 was just like Adele but she looked a bit smaller, moved a bit faster, and I felt more secure with her than with Adele. But there is always Monti, the cat, waiting for me at home, usually right next to my Jellybeans. So I've only been with SP3 part time and I'm glad about that. 

But today is the big day! You've been waiting to hear this news for two days! And here it is, Raymond (Ray Ray) will be introducing me to a girl named Seven (It was my idea. She probably got her name from George Constanza.). I'm so thrilled! I've gotten a preview already and I like her already; she is more contemporary than Adele and SP3 (She loves Alex Clare!). I'm sure Seven has a lot to show me that the others have not and open new Windows of possibilities. I have a feeling this is going to be a long lasting relationship. I'm looking forward to moving on from Adele and SP3 and what better day than Valentine's Day. I'm sincerely sorry, SP3...

With all that:

Please share this with everyone you know. It's a love story too good not to share with everyone. If you still don't get it: OS.