Fortune Cookies

Part of the experience that comes with Chinese American restaurants is reading the dozen of zodiacs and their generic descriptions of each. Then there is the the fortune cookie with the strip of paper with various words.

As a snake, I've always been wise. I guess that description is spot on... HOW DID THEY KNOW?!

Some of my favorite fortune cookies:

 Wait... What...?

 The sexist fortune.

 The marketing department for fortune cookies.

 The infamous misfit fortune cookie.

Pressure pressure fortune cookie.

The inappropriate fortune cookie. 

But my favorite fortunes have to be these two:

Both of which are so profoundly rooted into my daily life.