Hairy Problems

As I awoke this morning, like every other morning, I see my beautiful self in the bathroom mirror. This morning was one of those rare occasions where my hair was out of control. My natural faux hawk was in full control. The backside was all over the place! I don't even know how I slept to have styled my hair in such fashion.
The work environment as an engineer is quite relaxed, so I could have gone to work without doing a thing to my animal hair. But I decided not to be a distraction at the workplace; it's hard enough for me to not distract people with my handsome looks (Story of my life). I fixed my monstrously messy hair with all natural water.
Now comes the decision after dealing with the hair mess. To cut or not to cut. Should I go bald and never have to deal my hair? Probably not since I may look like I belong in the movie, Coneheads. Or should I buzz it like how I lived most of my life (The famous traditional Asian haircut that isn't the bowl cut)? It definitely worked as a kid, I was the cutest ever! Maybe I should just let it grow where it's never been before. The longest is probably around the length in the beautiful picture above. Is that three attractive engineers all dressed up? Yes, it is! What a rare sighting!
You're probably asking why it matters so much. Hair is extremely important. It's the personality and aura you put off. Personally, I think I look much more approachable with longer hair. There are advantages of being approachable but is it worth the trouble that comes with the long hair? It's like most other things in life; there are always pros and cons. I feel with a short buzz, I feel I look more strict and stern than how I really am. But I haven't changed my position; the smile is the most significant feature to look welcoming. And everyone knows, I have one of the best smiles!
So I end with this:
To cut, or not to cut? That is the question.
Whether 'tis handsomer for my hair to suffer
The combs and scissors of talking barbers
Or to take arms against a sea of hair troubles