It's pretty silly that such a warning was necessary in my hotel room. The televisions are located in a nonsensical manner where turning on/off one of the television will result the other television turning on/off. In order to avoid this issue, I've been pointing at the back wall to only control the television closest to me.
I never used the dressers in hotels until this trip. Not sure if it's a hygienic decision but it has much living out of a suitcase a bit more refresh. Living out of a suitcase can get old pretty quickly.
I'm pretty sure that housekeeping is playing a lousy game of Hide-and-Seek with my sneakers with me.