I Heart Food

If you know me, you know that I love food. What aspect of food do I like best? There's a simple answer to that question and that's "Eating it". And I sure do plenty of eating for someone my size. I won eating contests at Chinese buffets back in my high school days. Keep in mind, I didn't weigh over a hundred pounds until my senior year in high school. I am a novice eater compared to the likes of Takeru Kobayashi but I surprise those around me.

Today, I was fortunate to go out to Quaker Steak and Lube for their all-you-can-eat wings Tuesdays. And I had not been to an all-you-can-eat establishment in a long time so I didn't know how much I could actually eat; I set my goal at a reasonable twenty wings since I have volleyball to play tonight. So it was on:

8 wings complete. These weren't your wimpy Buffalo Wild Wings wings either. But the service was slow. And everyone knows that the key to eating large amounts is to eat fast. There must have been at least ten minutes between some of the boats of wings.

After 24 wings, I called it quit for the sake of playing volleyball in optimal conditions. Not too shabby for someone that hasn't eaten massive amounts of food for an extended period.