Warning: Fecal Talk
It feels like the past two days have combined into one long day. It all began with a innocent trip to Longhorns with a few coworkers. I had ribs and IBC root beer. But then the mistake to start my strenuous night was initiated by the brownie ice cream dessert; I went for it fully knowing it may cause some issues later (I weighed the two options). Of course I peer pressured my coworkers to get massive desserts of their own too, just like any great friend would do.
Then, I was talking to a friend and slept while on the call around 11, much earlier than my usual 1-2 bedtime.
I woke up around midnight with a heavy daze to brush my teeth and then my body decided ruin my clean #2 streak... I passed out upon immediately laying on the bed.
Fast forward to 4 AM and I wake up because I have gotten all the sleep I really need for the day. My body decides that ruining my clean streak isn't enough punishment enough for my Longhorns dinner so I have to go again. Since I can't calm my mind and go to sleep so soon, I decide to finish watching Secret Life of Walter Mitty (which as a average movie). My mind was still too awake and it was still way too early to head into work so I watch Modern Family. Then, I napped for a bit.
I wake up the third time within 8 hours and grab some breakfast of recommended by a tiger because they're great! My body refused to cooperate once again and I had the opportunity to start a non-clean streak. I prepared to head to check out and did my morning preparations while being light headed.
After a few hours in the office, my body decided that my new #2 streak is to be prolonged. After a drive to Manchester, NH, I grab lunch at Bertuccis. And you've probably guessed it, my body continued the streak.
Now, I'm at the airport feeling great even though I probably already achieved a personal record with the number of poops within 12 hours. I can't wait to head back to the Fort and relax in my apartment and bed. Best of all, the toilet paper at home will feel like heaven compared to those I used today.
Note: Traveling with just a backpack is much simpler than with an additional carry on.
Long story short: I slept early and it destroyed my sleep schedule. I watched a movie and show before you probably woke up. I pooped 5 times before 2 PM. I'm ready to fly and head home. It's been a long day already. I'm all pooped out.