As an Asian male, naturally my hero growing up was Takeru Kobayashi. Every Fourth of July, my eyes were glued to the amazement of the "Kobayashi Shake". How can a person eat so much food not even mentioning the time he did it in. I couldn't eat over 50 hot dogs given any amount of time. Last year during the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, I ate seven hot dogs in five minutes, which I thought was good. This year, I'll beat that, no doubt. I'm bigger, faster, stronger, better!
In high school, I practiced for a life of major eating. The huge amounts of food fast and restaurant food will do that. Being Asian and naturally having a high metabolism, it was extremely difficult for me to gain weight (Wasn't over 100 pounds until senior year in high school). But I really do eat a large quantity of food for my size. During my high school years, we had eating contests at a local Chinese buffets. I won some (One time I won, then I lost if you know what I mean). What's better than a plate of fried rice and jello? Nothing.
Every Tuesday, Quaker Steak and Lube has unlimited wings for a great price. And the wings are not terrible! Note: Don't get the Cajun, it's terrible. How do you eat wings? With two hands or one? I do the one handed wing technique because it leaves the left hand to do the drink grabbing and other activities requiring a clean head (e.g. texting). Yesterday, I was weak. I only ate 22 wings. Two weeks before, I ate 30 wings. On both occasions, I played volleyball directly after. Yes, I enjoy eating immediately before exercise, especially Micky D's. As a result, I'm never hungry during play!
I'm going to train hard to defeat the various eating challenges around this great country of ours. For the dairy challenges, just give me a bucket of lactose pills! Other than that, let the challenges begin! Any challenges, Twinkies, Cake, Crab Rangoons, etc!