Monster Eater
As an Asian male, naturally my hero growing up was Takeru Kobayashi. Every Fourth of July, my eyes were glued to the amazement of the "Kobayashi Shake". How can a person eat so much food not even mentioning the time he did it in. I couldn't eat over 50 hot dogs given any amount of time. Last year during the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, I ate seven hot dogs in five minutes, which I thought was good. This year, I'll beat that, no doubt. I'm bigger, faster, stronger, better!
In high school, I practiced for a life of major eating. The huge amounts of food fast and restaurant food will do that. Being Asian and naturally having a high metabolism, it was extremely difficult for me to gain weight (Wasn't over 100 pounds until senior year in high school). But I really do eat a large quantity of food for my size. During my high school years, we had eating contests at a local Chinese buffets. I won some (One time I won, then I lost if you know what I mean). What's better than a plate of fried rice and jello? Nothing.
Every Tuesday, Quaker Steak and Lube has unlimited wings for a great price. And the wings are not terrible! Note: Don't get the Cajun, it's terrible. How do you eat wings? With two hands or one? I do the one handed wing technique because it leaves the left hand to do the drink grabbing and other activities requiring a clean head (e.g. texting). Yesterday, I was weak. I only ate 22 wings. Two weeks before, I ate 30 wings. On both occasions, I played volleyball directly after. Yes, I enjoy eating immediately before exercise, especially Micky D's. As a result, I'm never hungry during play!
I'm going to train hard to defeat the various eating challenges around this great country of ours. For the dairy challenges, just give me a bucket of lactose pills! Other than that, let the challenges begin! Any challenges, Twinkies, Cake, Crab Rangoons, etc!