Instead of complain how the low for the day is going to go below 40 degrees tonight when just the other day it hit 90 as a high, I've decided to something different. Since it's almost June and the middle of the year, I've decided to hold a performance review (It's hard spending hour after hour everyday writing a blog post. It's time for you to contribute!). While I know that you may think you've had enough performance reviews at work, this one could be absolute enjoyment.
There aren't many instances or opportunities where one can criticize another person without social retribution (e.g. the stank eye or social isolation); I'm giving you the chance to say anything about me, whether it's about how terrible this blog is, how I scream too loud when playing sports, how I should post links to my blog daily because it's the only time you read it, some topics you like/dislike reading about, how you hate how handsome I look, how I don't you as often as you would like, or just about anything else. There are absolutely no boundaries; just think about this review as a way to make me a better person (maybe even writer. If that's even possible). Commenting below this post is easy (you can be anonymous or use your name or Google/OpenID/LiveJournal/AIM account), tweet me at @MatthewTWHuang, or email at MatthewTWHuang@gmail.com.
This may be your only chance to bring up that time I gave you a dirty look in second grade. I'll be happier than moment the nurse was when she saw my veins while I was preparing to donate blood.
If you would like, I can reciprocate by giving you a review.