Updated: The End

As I approach almost 600 blog posts, I have finally decided to stop writing anymore blog posts. I have run out of ideas to what about. I have described all the things that engineers like, everything that grinds my gears, all my childhood stories, and all the terrible advice I have to give. It has been a decision I have thought long and hard about but I think it is the right one.
As a result, you will join longer be bothered by my Facebook status updates and Twitter tweets about my new blog posts as this one will be the last. You will no longer have to read sentences upon sentences of poor grammar and terrible sentence structure. No more responses from me in regular conversation that are similar to "I wrote a blog post on that" or "Didn't you read my blog?"
I would like to sincerely thank everyone for reading this blog about nothing (and everything).
The only thing that may save this blog is if a White House petition is created and gets an official response statement from the White House.
Update: April Fools?