Tree Part Deux

You may have remembered when I came along with The New Yorker to get his treemendous Christmas tree. Well, unlike uninspiring lifeless tree and awesome Festivus Poles, you have to dispose the tree somewhere. And you can only wait so long to get rid off it because it's slowly dying. Shame on you if you still have a dying tree in your home! (I wonder how long my Festivus Pole will remain standing in my apartment. Taking it down will literally take a second.)

You could probably just throw the tree in a large dumpster. But the eco-friendly New Yorker did the responsible thing and threw it in a pile of trees:

This is where Christmas trees go to die and environmentally recycled. Can you find The New Yorker's tree?! I read that llamas love to eat Christmas trees.

There you have it: My first full Christmas tree cycle.

How long will your holiday sweets last you? I have so many Jelly Belly's and other candies to eat! This is probably the reason so many "get fit" resolutions fail from the start.