Wallet Obesity

Today was one of those days, I realized that my wallet is getting fat again. People who have seen my wallet previous to my current wallet know how outrageously gigantic it was. For Seinfeld watchers, it was probably as plump as George Costanza's wallet (See above). This is no joke. I had everything in there, like the 5 medical cards, reward cards at various places, credit cards (Some expired), school IDs since middle school, library cards, fortune cookie papers, receipts, and of course stacks and stacks of money. The wallet racked up tons of memories

Then, the critical decision was made in the summer to slim up. Charles Barkley and Jennifer Hudson factored in the decision of course. Most of the items didn't make the cut from the transfer. It made it to the quarter of the size of the previous wallet. Only with the necessities, credit cards, id, and got rid of the racks on racks of money (I had to make that joke). My backside extremely happy with this significant life change. Probably the case with my pants too. But recently it's been gaining some weight, so I trimmed down today. It was quite cathartic. There should be a national wallet cleansing day. I'm sure there are millions upon millions of wallets in this world that are obese.