Will Version 1

Live your life. -Everyone

But what happens when you die. I don't mean mentally or physically to you personally; though I have thought about that and it leads to nothing productive. What happens to all your belongings? What happens to your stuffed Pluto, buckets of Jelly Bellys, useful garment steamer, Star Wars LEGOs sets, or even Festivus Pole?!

That's why writing a will is significant; it solves all those problems and is less bothersome for your friends and family. So assign someone as your "Executor" of your will; it's probably too easy to feel empowered with such a title. It's their legal obligation to act in the will's word and in your interests. And if they refuse to execute, they'll have to file a declination! Either way, you cause some trouble!

Don't forget your digital life! You need to decide how your emails, social network accounts, blogs, and websites are handles once you're dead. 

Remember: A will must be written in sound judgment and mental capacity to be valid.

This a legal blog so here I go (as of February 4, 2014):
My half-working Xbox 360 goes to the Microsoft Fan-boy, The New Yorker.
Scott will receive my Seinfeld Sceneit?

The oldest son/daughter/niece/nephew that is unborn right now will receive my UConn National Championship snapback cap.

All my left over food will going to my doppelgänger. 

The RDX (formerly known as The Outbacker) shall receive my Chinese Fortune Cookie slip collection.

Marv will receive all the left over wood that I had for wood carving as she inspired the hobby.

And drumroll please... This website goes to...