You may have remembered when I came along with The New Yorker to get his treemendous Christmas tree. Well, unlike uninspiring lifeless tree and awesome Festivus Poles, you have to dispose the tree somewhere. And you can only wait so long to get rid off it because it's slowly dying. Shame on you if you still have a dying tree in your home! (I wonder how long my Festivus Pole will remain standing in my apartment. Taking it down will literally take a second.)
Tree Part Deux
You may have remembered when I came along with The New Yorker to get his treemendous Christmas tree. Well, unlike uninspiring lifeless tree and awesome Festivus Poles, you have to dispose the tree somewhere. And you can only wait so long to get rid off it because it's slowly dying. Shame on you if you still have a dying tree in your home! (I wonder how long my Festivus Pole will remain standing in my apartment. Taking it down will literally take a second.)